Do we know that these are “normal” toilets? Because I will point out that prisons (great comparison there, I know) have metal toilets that are also designed to function as sinks.

Plain old fried chicken wasn’t cutting it for you?  KFC proudly presents the orange hyper-chemical sandwich!  What are you putting in your body?  We don’t know!  Only at KFC.

You know, the weird thing about the “ugly duckling” story is that the moral is supposed to be that the ugly duckling grows up to become a beautiful swan. The problem is that the real moral there is that it was never a duckling to begin with, so for any child that thinks they are ugly and might grow up to be beautiful…

He’s had a long history of legislation, both good and bad, so it can at least be argued that he has enough experience to know what he’s doing. Bernie and Warren are also experienced, but I can’t imagine either of them being particularly appealing to anyone outside further to the center of left.

The point he’s making is valid, even if the time frame isn’t completely accurate. A lot has change in 5, 10, or 15 years, and it hasn’t changed everywhere at the same rate. Things that seemed acceptable not-so-long-ago, like the situation in his anecdote, are not acceptable anymore. His comment hardly seems like this…

I’m pretty sure the first picture is actually a photograph of a red velvet cake.

What you’re forgetting though is that they aren’t just murderous autocrats, they are murderous autocrats with atomic weapons. Pushing for regime change isn’t really a viable option; it isn’t like you can humbly ask them to step down and get results, nor is there a really effective means of forcing them out. I mean, do…

Of course it measures gender as binary. It is a machine, and at their very core, machines treat everything as binary. They recognize something is, or it isn’t. Something is either off, or it is on. Something is either 0, or it is 1.

But the fact that the amendment exists at all is proof that Indian Country is slowly but surely solidifying its foothold in Congress.

Richmond, Virginia. I’ve never even heard of Raising Cane’s. The food market is very saturated here, so it isn’t easy for outside companies to get a foothold. We don’t have Jack in the Box, for example.

Then you might want to have a word with your taste buds, seeing as CFA does in fact taste like something other than salt.  

Perhaps you can explain this to me, because I’ve been wondering... why are flu shots not coded similarly to preventative care?  Preventative care on many plans has no co-pay, and yet I’m often asked to pay a co-pay for vaccines, even though the very nature of a vaccine is preventative.

Wendy’s spicy chicken tastes as spicy as milk compared to CFA’s.

They brine their chicken breast, so the entire thing has a bit of a pickle taste to it, which I dig. And are you kidding about the bland thing? Get a spicy chicken sandwich; it blows the competition out of the water. Like Wendy’s spicy chicken doesn’t even come close.

“Things will never change” is never the correct, or moral, answer.

What’s the point of staring at it for a full minute? I can tell you what the response will be.

Democrats: “Wow, that’s awful. As a human with a beating heart, I feel this needs to be fixed so nothing like this happens again!”

Republicans:  “Only two bodies?  Those are rookie numbers, we can do better than that!  If…

Fun fact: My great grandfather was German, and fought in WW2.  Figure out which side that put him on.  lol

My local Chinese take-out place has a kid running the register.  I feel like they might have hit on a solution for the problem.

I always thought that was maybe one of the stupidest arguments for any topic. “We can’t use today’s morals to judge things that happened in the past!”

Give to the needy?