Definitely this 79 Lincoln Continental Collectors Series. 0-60 in "why the hell would you want to go 60, the speed limit is 55?" So long it doesnt fit in a standard garage, so wide its a nightmare to park. Driving it is like riding a horse in that you always realize that youre not actually in control of the beast. …

She does have a slot for coins, but I don't know about a ticket dispenser.

Another day, another reason to dislike the government.

In America out tractors redline at around 2200 soooo...... I don't know what you are talking about.

In all seriousness though, these low revving American engines have the craziest torque outputs. In a land of low speed limits acceleration and growling noise reign as king and queen.

The day has come. Jalopnik staff endorses stance. Repent, heathens, for the end of days is upon us.

Current-gen iDrive. Gorgeous, fast, easy to use, intuitive, great control scheme, great interface (controller + touchpad + hard buttons). I love it.

theres a bracket missing:

You know what Polyphony did for Grand Turismo? Not this.

I wasn't aware of this fake ad until just this moment.

All I could think of...

Dude, it's an ambulance. It's supposed to go fast.

Its a fucking AMBULANCE man. It has a siren, it is responding to an emergency, that means you get out of the fucking way.

Then it's artbreaking.

Was going to post "grinding gears on a shift" — but this is worse.

Looks more like a TVR

Something tells me that bike was the cleaner of the two to begin with.

I guess he was going e-Speciale fast

I think I remember hearing something about food shelters using the fresh roadkill. I don't see why it would be a problem.

I mean, you can probably show them one of these also:

BMW died years ago. All that's left is a name, a shameless corporation that whores itself out to any niche market they can fill with another crap product instead of focusing on a few great core sedans. When I started working for BMW they made 3 sedans and a roadsters had just come out and swore you would never see a…