"...place where herds of sluts run wild like feral ponies, humping everything in sight."

During the divorce proceedings Garth claimed that she tried everything she could to make the marriage work, but Facinelli just never got over breaking up with his high school girlfriend.

Erectile dysfunction sucks, no doubt, but it's not terrible as far as sex-related problems go. It can at least be fixed with pills. There are plenty of other issues that are nowhere near as simple to treat.

I can't decide what gives me the heebie jeebies more, the giant insects or that dude's unibrow.

Screw the honor system, my car needs me!

Adding that upward inflection is definitely contagious...

Obviously boobs are nice but they're just icing on the cake. If a girl's got nice ones great, if she doesn't it's not a deal breaker either.

"She's also said to be holding out when it comes to having children and wants to make sure they have a few cheat-free years under their belt before she lets him fill her up with babies."

Lion cubs in a bucket are cute, to be sure, but this is definitely the cutest video I have ever seen.

If two people see two different things then who's right?

I think there's some truth in thee interracial people being more attractive. Mixed girls definitely tend to be hotter. My theory is it's because they tend to be less common, thereby making them more exotic.

Maybe someone should try making the opposite profile from everyone else.

Guess they're not always consistent.

They actually say you're supposed to take hooded sweatshirts off so long as you have something on underneath.

For once us unattractive people have an advantage in something.

"The conscious brain was still working, it just couldn't get through to the body until after the stimulus had gone."

Discrimination statistics within the Federal Government can be difficult to interpret. I can't speak for the marshals but in my bureau well under ten percent of all discrimiation claims result in a finding that discrimination has occurred. The burden of proof is (for better or worse) on the accuser and generally,…

I'm basically a hybrid with the worst qualities of each. I am not a morning person but I am unable to sleep past eight because I've been getting up early so long.

Regardless of what your stance is on video games, they're still less of a waste of time than just watching television.

Maybe if there wasn't so much concern with "marrying down" or "marrying up" more of them might actually be married.