Yeah that's tough. Our moms actually sound pretty similar when it comes to activity level. Does she like any particular comedians or comedy shows? If so maybe you take her the next time the comedian/show is in town. Depending on the mom photography is actually a really good idea, especially if your mom is the type…

haha I lol'd. Definitely goes both ways though.

Do you have siblings that don't live close? You should arrange for them to come home and surprise her. If not, why don't you take her out for dinner at her favorite restaurant? Or better yet take her to something she enjoys doing (like a musical or something). The key here is your gift should be tailored…

So you're saying he has to stop temporarily and then start again?

Thanks for the feedback (from all six of you). Going down on girls is fun and I've gotten pretty good at it, at least when it comes to the clit, but the g-spot has seriously become my white whale.

This makes sense. One mother's day I arranged for both of my brothers to come home from college so the three of us could surprise her. She liked that more than anything I've ever bought her.

So 79 percent of singles with kids and 84 percent of singles without kids aren't dating anyone...you'd think my luck would be a little better based on numbers like that.

I thought orgasm chains only happened from the g-spot. A lot of times girls become ultra sensitive after a clit orgasm.

I check myself out all the time. Mirrors, windows, elevator doors, the back of my ipod...it's all fair game.

So wait you're saying marrying my girlfriend because she's pregnant won't solve all our problems?

Can't decide if I want chocolate or to get laid. Worlds are colliding.

Bet you one of those dudes is the killer.

When I first started reading it I thought it was going to be an apology letter.

You're a real glass half-full kind of person, aren't ya?

I was just about to make a comment about how lingerie is something that needs to be kept simple but Instead I'll give you a +1.

Deal.

Bet you in a year or two his front paws will be jacked as hell.

To any women considering this machine I will be happy to provide hands-on breast pumping for no charge*

Maybe I'm missing something but who cares.

Everybody knows this is what porn for women looks like.