0% appealing.

Hey, talking to random people is how you make friends! Don’t knock it!

We don’t want her. White people can have her in the next racial draft.

It’s still heartbreaking to me everything that happened with Britney. I can’t even look at pics of 2007. Never in a million years would I have imagined that the sexy, athletic, fun new pop star would suffer so much as an adult and the world would laugh at it. And it’s hard to see that she’s not quite the same since,…

I don't think we know this.

What I’d really love to see is Britney’s personal pinterest.

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

I’ll take your word for it that the video is obnoxious. I don’t see anything wrong with the lyrics, which seem to acknowledge that the person in the wedding picture might not be very like the person she dated back in the day. In some ways, this is a step above the frequent country song fetishization of married couples…