nah. my feet are standing in soap water. they’re fine. it’s all fine.

Jumping in here. I actually know this young lady. She’s British, not an American cosplayer. She’s from the North East of England, a largely white area, so she sticks out even at home.

Yeah, uncanny valley like whoa. Well, not technically, but you get my drift. Looking at that anthropomorphic dog gives me the same anxiety I felt the first time I watched this fucked up Orangina commercial:

I guess Abacha Tunde is just gonna have to science the shit out of this.

But can we talk about how a) amazing and awesome Sara is and b) THE DOUCHE IS DEAD!!! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C’MON!!!! DANCE DANCE DANCE!!!!!

Ummm...a baby in a tiny white trench? With a tiny designer purse? Whose first complete sentence is “It’s handled”? I would die a thousand adorable deaths.

OMG his little travelling hat :3

Lost interest when it said he was playing a character and not crazy.

I can’t tell you best but it’s safe to say Asian Cinema owns it. Even the great Daredevil scene is an homage to Old Boy. That said I can only give you favorites and can only give you a favorite currently and it belongs to Wong Kar Wai’s The Grandmaster. It’s what if you crossed Dr. Zhivago with Crouching Tiger, Hidden…

just shines threw

I think the point of such a contest is to encourage everyone to maybe say, take the stairs, or walk around the block a few times before you go home. It’s not “let’s count how many steps I can get without trying” it’s “let’s see how much more I can get out of my every day activity”. What it isn’t is “let’s see who can…

This garment is aggressively unkind.

Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

You appear to have a problem. Maybe try dialing the righteous indignation down to 11 and click here

JLo BAMFs it.

Maybe he's reborn with it?

Not just the gays...I once gave some random dude a rimjob just because he didn’t believe it was the tits. I didn’t even know him and I couldn’t pick him out of a lineup if you had a gun to my head, but he was a believer when I was done, so I think I did the Lord’s work. Tequila, you son of a bitch.

dude, she’s a teenager. She said, “When life gives you lemons, throw them at boys.” And your response to that is:

Think of it as an opportunity for growth. As a Christian in America, you have, until now, been sheltered from careless or ignorant humor directed at your religion. For people of many other faiths, this is an everyday occurrence.