The only argument you could make in favor of RG3's fall being worse would be that Manziel never achieved any grace from which to fall.

So does mental illness.

How often during the course of writing these for the Browns do you consider saying “fuck it” and just submitting the title with nothing below it?

Irony is accurately pointing out that something is incoherent while also managing to be incoherent. Well done.

Was this comment run through Google Translate?

Fun fact about the Deadspin staff: It is a colonial organism made up of many super super small things called morons.

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Oh great, jellyfish have learned how to post internet comments.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

I take it all back. Chris Sale is an imminently reasonable person. Those uniforms should be a war crime.

Wait for the price to be cut in half.

I’m gonna wait for it to go on Sale.

That equivocation sounds a lot like Ventura admitting that sometimes he has to do what his bosses tell him, even if it compromises his team’s chance to win.

To be fair, playing in these gives your opponent an immediate psychological edge.

Drake Laroche is gone dude

“So to make that point about how important winning was, I abandoned my team and got suspended for five games. To show how much I care. About competing. And winning. By not playing.”

Shut the fuck up and take the mound for your trash team, kid.

“I didn’t put it in front of winning, but I think we all have things that we have to do. There has to be a line somewhere, and that’s what ended up happening.”

Then again it’s Chicago so there are plenty of other bullets to be dodged.

The organisers promise to resolve the problems by Thursday