Dear Matt from upstate ny. If you like the color blue, pain and suffering there is a team in buffalo you might be interested in.

Jesus I have never been so happy to see an article in my entire life. As an Eagles fan this is all I have to look forward too for the NFL season

Starting it off early this year.

Man, I didn’t realize that “Same Old Lions” was a worldwide phenomenon not limited to Michigan.

Knicks fans and their expectations for the team- both apparently high.

He’s made bolder claims:

The Marc Trestman mystery has been solved.

You gotta let go of the Pringle

As a human that has gotten his hand stuck in a Pringles can, I am in no position to judge. Solidarity, stupid jarhead bear.

[Cow]boys will be [Cow]boys.

Would it be a Cardinal sin to give him a Viking funeral?

Am I the only person who doesn’t share bathroom stalls with groups of random strangers these days? Do all Republicans just wander into their gender specific restrooms and smash bits together as they are relieving themselves?

So, he means people should stick with their Bourne Identity?

“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

I guess it’s easy to weigh them if you keep them in your nightstand.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

Harden at a strip club? So do I.

When I went to high school it was called the Lunch Money.

I was actually kinda looking forward to hearing the Addams family dude speak.