“FUCK YOU MOM FOR MAKING ME 15 YEARS TOO EARLY!! AND WHEN ARE MY PIZZA PUFFS GONNA BE DONE?!?”

I don’t hate packet oatmeal?

Oh man I’m dying +1

To the guy that tried to say horse riding is the best workout, kindly refer me to where the fuck you’re getting your drugs.

Wrong field, but still a valid and embarrassing point

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

I thought about it for 0.4 seconds

Did he start dating a Kardashian?

Burying the lede of your humblebrag that you can run that fucking far

If Mike & Mike are serving you Subway, do you have to wait in line for 45 minutes listening to ads before you hear them talk?

Excactly; so it seems like any lawsuit they’ll be able to throw their hands up and say its based off estimates sorry we cant disclose the real numbers

I came here to write a snooty counterpoint about the rock bottom, but you did so much gd writing and research i just have to agree with you now.

Seems like they will have to get the real numbers, which I believe it was stated were covered under a non-disclosure between Comcast and ESPN, in order to prove they were giving incorrect guidance about the ‘real’, non-Nielson numbers. Any lawyers out there no whether the lawsuit will be able to dig into the real…

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

Humidity would like to have a word with this trash ass take

Man this is shocking, The Undefeated is legit a still a thing. Unreal.

FUCK YOU GUMBY

Damnit, Derrick. That was just you waitress asking “Is all you want soup and tea?”

7 weeks till the season starts and Jay’s out here fucking around. God damnit.

“but don’t force 8 years old children to be exposed to having to share bathroom facilities with people that don’t share the organs they were Bourne (sic) with,”