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Fake mooned. Never forget that Joe Buck lost his shit over a fake moon.

You can lift it off of yourself.

Does Marchman play an instrument? If so, it’s that instrument.

Sometimes!

The Stompers have a Baseball-Reference page, so you can Google this easily. I won’t answer here as a courtesy to people who are still working their way through the book and don’t want to know how it ends.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.

Al Horford added that his team “wouldn’t do anything like that,”

It is a little too late for the Hawks to start getting defensive about Game 2.

If Indiana’s willing to take that bullet to get him off TV, I commend them.

Nonsensical Kinja.

Caps collapse, followed by another Nats post All-Star break meltdown, then a slide right into the Skins yearly failure, only to have it all wrapped up with the Trump inauguration in January.

I hate their youth.

Cool

Wait till you hear her music.

What’s the “J.E.” for?

It’s actually about ethics in sixth grade track sports reporting.

Jesus Christ, junior high school half-marathon truthers are the WORST.

marathon truthers

Drake LaRoche, is that you? I know you think you’re impressing everyone with your historical and mathematical wizardry, but you need to get yourself into real school.