Geez, Cleveland gets all the luck.

Did I do this right?

Really? That was enough to cost him $25K? He didn’t even raise his voice.

Just mad because she has a ring and he doesn’t.

Counterpoint:

See, this is the problem with defending Deadspin writers. Half the time I end up burping them.

What’s funny is that Schilling shared a meme essentially calling Kobe soft for retiring after 20 seasons. Schilling pitched in 20 major league seasons (and the first one was a September callup).

Jesus Christ is that dumb Kinja.

The 1993 Phillies team with Schilling, Dykstra, Daulton, and Kruk must have had the most amazing/horrifying locker room stories.

Michael Jordan didn’t miss any games during the 1996 playoffs. So.......

“Make America Flate Again!”

He is still a fancy dog. Just a bad dog. A very bad dog, who doesn’t get to play with the ball.

His character was beyond questionable before he took off the Aggie uniform. I thought everyone knew that. You can’t fix ~20 years of shitty behavior by basically encouraging it with accolades and money and on the side saying, “go seek therapy.”

Meanwhile, the “other” draft-day QB, Teddy Bridgewater, who while in…

Did that kid say, “Everyone is my bitch,” or am I hearing shit?

Maybe under Broussard’s shitty belief system, he thinks retweeting a man is considered a homosexual act?

In that neck of the woods, he could be all three.

All those emails and nothing from Cardinals fans? I am impressed.

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Sorry, I meant under the age of 50.