danglesnizcelli
DangleSnizCelli
danglesnizcelli

He is fantastic on FIFA 16 as well. I love dissecting the defense and bombing away from absurd distances only to watch my son’s hopes for a win crumble as I stand victorious while shouting “Ellllll Shaaaaaaarawyyyyyy” loud enough to assure at least a couple of the neighbors can name one player from Roma’s roster.

If I take out my phone during silence and my girlfriend wants to talk, I’ll put the phone down and do my best not to look inconvenienced. I’ve found though that if she’s acting like an asshole to me, I can take my phone out and escape into social media. Usually by the time I’m done making some pointless comment on a

There are gamers who probably haven’t uttered a single word in MONTHS.

Mouthing “bang” while looking unimpressed is also how my son was conceived

The biggest balls of the night belong to whomever hit the button to drop that confetti.

Holy fucking shit that dude still has Christmas lights up lol.

When you ball up your hand it turns into a fist.

As a sign of solidarity, Wambach’s former teammate Hope Solo murdered a homeless man.

You should see what a bicycle kick is according to Deadspin

Should’ve been a technical for hanging on the rim.

loved both those dunks a lot

WHAT EVEN ARE GOATS.

It is, as they say, good kinja.

why yes we do

What about bears? We’re supposed to get bears on Friday.

saleing*

First off - the fact that this man has no empathy and is clearly a narcissist is one thing. But can we please acknowledge that he can not even speak about “women” or “women’s issues” without talking as if he’s speaking to men about them? By that, I mean he will keep saying “I’m gonna be so good for women. Women love

At least no one got shot.

You could have told me these shoes have been on shelves since 2013 and I would have believed you. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

People do it all the time. Don’t forget that the U.S. tried to rename french fries.