Because he's already the GM

Player-coaches are actually not allowed under the CBA to prevent teams from circumventing the salary cap by signing players as a “coach” since coaches salaries do not count towards the cap.

And now somehow Antonio Cromartie is expecting yet another child.

Especially Florence Henderson.

Pretty sure “Dancing” usually almost always implies fucking.

I’m calling Bullshit. There’s no fucking chance somebody is signing up to have sex with Kirstie Allie.

I’m almost positive that the dance partners on this show are contractually obligated to have sex with each other.

I’m kinda hoping this happens, for no other reason than it may open up the possibility of player-coach DeMarcus Cousins.

The team couldn’t pay him a coaching salary as a player-coach (it’s prohibited by the CBA). And LeBron doesn’t work for free. He will undermine someone else’s work for free, but that’s just his hobby.

He definitely would love the fucking attention, and he honestly might not be a worse coach than Lue and Blatt.

Funny. When Delonte West was on the team it was James’ mom who was head coach.

2—get back over here!!!

Go back and read the articles that mocked Manchester United (and him to a certain degree) since he was “unknown” and “not a top player”. Not sure an apology is needed, but he was ripped before he even played a match.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

You know, if this virtual porn story keeps popping up at the top of page, eventually I'm going to have to click on it.

And the crowd can hardly contain himself!

Fuck it, call me cynical: for a guy that’s been urged to do the dunk contest for 10+ years, I’ve never seen him do a dunk that makes me believe he’s capable of even pulling off a 9 in said contest, yet every single jam he throws down gets hyped. Yeah, it was impressive, and yes, you guys don’t do this shit as much as…