Always relevant. Like, daily.

My favorite highlight is at 16 seconds. Bogut rebounds then starts jogging back on D before Curry even releases his shot.

Look how fucking fast he gets that shot off! They don’t have time to hit him.

I may regret this....explain.

If I or the AI did this in NBA2K16, Id go into options and fiddle with the sliders for a more realistic game. This is fucking ridiculous.

What they don’t mention is that the opposing teams all recently pulled their first strings.

Your mother just shared me on Facebook thooooo

It would just be “I got this” repeated over and over again, tone gradually increasing in desparation over the course of the game.

This coincides quite well with release of his Operating Systems new HUMOR upgrade.

Wants to play soccer with kids. Misses that. “If I can get to that then we can talk about golf.”

“I am really good at playing video games. That how I pass a lot of my time.”

Tissues and lotion are in short supply in the Deadspin offices this evening.

Christ, Harvard really is insufferable in every imaginable way.

God: “This is, in fact, happening.”

Yeah but where fewer people can see it.

I’m currently 33 and am completely independent save the $50 birthday check I get each year. At least I thought I was, until a few days ago when my father suggested kicking me off the family cell phone plan and I reacted as though he had asked me to sell my kidney.

ok, um... thanks for stopping by

You’re talking to a lot of lawyers, more or less.