I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

*Reads article*

All these things and the comments are why I only run if I’m being chased by grizzly bears.

If you drew a venn diagram of Americans who support Trump and Americans who like soccer, it’d pretty much be two separate circles.

Stopped reading your comment at “sportsball.”

I hated the creep of fantasy sports into the actual reporting of the sports. I literally cannot care about how many fantasy points some QB threw for. Tell me how many yards he had or whatever. But when I watched an NFL pregame show and they broke down everyone’s line up and salaries or whatever nonsense term...that…

Maybe you are confused. This is a list of teams you can root for in the playoffs.

that was the “draftkings fan zone”. it was not a real bar and those were not real people

How does Joe Adel not know how to take a screenshot on an iPhone? It’s gotta be easier than borrowing a friend’s phone, taking a picture with that, texting that photo to yourself, and tweeting that photo out.

I’m a conservative, but I have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about, Mr. Crazy Man. You’re ranting like a methed-up hobo on a freeway off-ramp.

I'm not surprised. Usually a screwup in Bristol leads to a kid.

I’m assuming every single one of them is named Kristen and not a single one is spelled the same.

This is going to be the one week I don’t start Joaquin and he’s going to sit on my bench and absolutely wreck shit.

The mention of Facebook is the only thing convincing me this isn’t an article from 1997.

Why does he catch like he’s not even familiar with the concept of catching things?

You know Jay don’t care.

That “captivated crowd noise” = Most Wisconsinites are just shocked to see a human being running.

Julius Peppers gets it.

Mike McCarthy would move around that much if someone gave him a Hot Pocket,