Colonel Quaritch = Donald Trump. Not a quote, just stating facts.

Man, he loves eating like I love unintentionally never talking to girls or getting laid

*Watches Video*

Can’t wait to get Sargent’s take on this...

Love it!

Need someone to photoshop Johnny Football with a Mai Tai in the background

Are we gonna make contact with aliens or find someone that likes Ted Cruz first?

I’m glad this ridiculous saga turned into this unbelievable story; its incredible how this would’ve never happened if his kid, ya know, just went to school..

Could they come up with a medical device that could somehow assess concussions on the spot? I am v ignorant as to what a concussion truly, medically is, but couldn’t there be something better than baseline questions??

Pictured: Ted Cruz trying to hook up with a girl.

Just read the cereal article for the first time; worth reiterating how insanely funny that employee chat was in the comment section.

I was gonna say, almost 2 weeks without a bear post on Friday??

Arcidiacono running in between the two defenders was the best part of this play, imo. Such a smart and unselfish play. Great game, great fucking play to end it.

Even the Russians got excited!@!!!@

What the fuck kind of pot dealer has a secretary??

At the end of a day, a grown ass man caused an injury because he decidedly didn’t pee enough; then he said he has to “learn to pee more”!!!! FOH the internet won’t make fun of you for that.

I mean, so they definitely had sex right?

Holy shit can you imagine if a teammate/player shook an opponents hand under a Cousin run team...

Why is he not a player-coach already? The media would get to double down on LeBron talk (LeBron the coach and LeBron the player). He definitely would love the fucking attention, and he honestly might not be a worse coach than Lue and Blatt.

Came here to post about my conspiracy theory idea; was beat by literally everyone.