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“Go on”
-Josh Hamilton

Still more expensive than my car

Great, what am i supposed to do with this boner at work?

A longform about a longform, longformception

I’m not sure I can run for as far as that ball is in the air without stopping

I’m not even positive I can run as far as that ball goes in the air without stopping

*Cam Newton sees video*

Can someone explain those bars? Are they spikes? Was this gladiator soccer?

Imitating a paraplegic is a weird play, but I’ve always heard celebs are into weird sex shit so makes sense i guess.

Randy Foye: Eye got poked out almost at Villanova. So gross. Still plays NBA basketball I guess.

Maybe that’s why Cam didn’t dive for the ball? He thought it was his teammates arm?

The KobeLOL

How Cris Carter hasn’t walked out and bitch slapped him for repeatedly ignoring probably the best advice he’s ever given is beyond me. #GetAFuckingFallGuyJonny

Didn’t she cheat on him?

Kid legit has more game than me.

Russo’s Trivia Question Tomorrow: Who was the last MLB player in the civil-war era to have the second syllable of his name mispronounced in the third game of the World Series?

Ya but I can’t make his name Kristnips Pringlesness

Bruh; I audibly gasped. That’s brutal.

Greg Oden is 100p officially the Ryan Leaf of basketball right?

I do not comprehend how, really anybody, thinks that Fox will give any amount of fucks about whether you like their announcers. Like are they conceded? Stupid? Do they truly believe that their precious HAWKS deserve special treatment?