Monopoly was completely revolutionized when it came out on Xbox. No counting money, speeds the game the fuck up, AND you still get to throw a controller.

The grown ass man forgetting he’s a grown ass man, and completely laughing at a child because he saw something so amazing is my favorite part.

When was the last time a coach of the top team in the standings was fired?

Favorite ice cream flavor? Little mint choc chip always gets me going.

I mean it worked, we now know about it. YOU’RE PART OF THE PROBLEM SAMER!!@#!

This is what I imagine Derick Rose could be like if he’s knees weren’t all like fuck you Chicago

Seahawks and Cardinals fans, man. Are they truly delusional enough to believe that they are part of the team? Like some part of them is suiting up and risking their lives (in the case of football) with the team? I bet they think its not unrealistic to get invited to the O-Line’s dinner or some shit.

*Trades Kaepernick, Hyde, Bowman for Matt Flynn, Kiko Alonso, Marcus Mariota’s jockstrap from Oregon*

That’s like owning a rat, and saying you don’t want to own a dog because you would have to buy it dog food.

*Insert Chinese Wall joke here*

Honestly, shocked it wasn’t written in Comic Sans

How do people still have pocket dials/texts? I swear I don’t think I’ve sent a pocket text since my brick Nokia days; seriously though every smart phone has a lock function, and even if that is not on it needs a fingerprint, how are they doing this?

Where’s Foodspin?

Can’t get enough of these videos, keep em coming. Mostly, because I’m jealous I don’t have one to make a fool of myself on.

My personal favorite part: “Jay that is still good meat on that fawkin fish kid, am i lying??”

That fucking tail is so gross.

But, CAN Sam Farmer write his own headlines?

I feel like this is what it sounds like inside my grandpa’s brain.

Maybe it’s like, one of those had to be there things...?

I liked the video, thanks Tom. #FtheHaters