“Just kill me”

Dion Waiters thinks they’re talking about how to stop him...

No couple REALLY cues up an episode of Real Sex to get in the mood.

America didn’t deserve President Obama. Thanks for fucking it up America, this is why we can’t have nice things.

Do you mind if I leave this link here: http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/obamas-barrage-of-complete-sentences-seen-as-brutal-attack-on-trump

We’ve gone from an educated, humorous, sincere and proper president to this:

Huh, Marchman looks different than what I pictured.

Trump’s presidency?

This list of places to never visit is incredibly helpful, A++++++++ work.

The idea that this was a meaningless Clasico is the dumbest take ever.

The fucked up part of the world we live in? I really can’t tell if you’re joking or not. I mean, I think you are, but Poe’s Law shows up way too often these days.

Him using more than 5 different adjectives and words of more than 2 syllables in a speech is all the shade I need.

“Hockey isn’t your thing.”

He once entered a woman’s bathroom by mistake. Still has the nightmares including the “ Jimmy legs”

Sessions was referring to Hawaii. It’s unclear whether or not Sessions knows that Hawaii is one of the fifty states or if he was just being racist.

Five good guesses?

Gordon Ramsay expresses all my feelings these days.

As a Justice Officer in the Brazilian Judiciary system, allow me to try to explain the legal aspects of this, since other commenters seem to be confuse by how it’s possible a man convicted to 22 years to be released after 4 years.