Well given how 2016 is going, it’s possible you end up correct!

Seriously...

Wait, you mean baseball didn’t end? I thought the Cubs - Indians World Series was some sort of climactic finale of the entire idea of baseball.

Somewhere out there in the infinite possibilities of the universe there must exist a person-type entity with an alpha numeric light scheme on their wall through which comes a constant flickering of the message “yo, fuck 2016.”

Again, I never took that to be a metaphor. I just think he’s going to pave over the wetlands.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

Once he saw the attorney representing the victims, he knew he was in trouble

“Don’t do that. They still get pregnant in the air.”

“I can really give a flying fuck,” Smith said.

Oh man, you’re about to get so many chess player salary quotes.

Go back to io9, and never speak to us again.

“The World Chess Federation (FIDE) announced that his abrupt exit could cost him 10 percent of his winnings, which could delay his anticipated move out of his mom’s basement by up to 6 months.”

*Don’t do it... no one knows you’re a nerd. No one knows you’re a nerd.*

The leader of North Korea. Read a book.

You’d think you would get a better return on selling your soul.

God, can Ted Cruz ever catch a break?

We’re going to go back to trusting polls now, are we?

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