“Fuck that kid.”

+1

Paterno probably could have avoided the injury had he not been too busy looking the other way.

this is the real america. unhinged and uninformed, batshit crazy and proud of it.

I really wish that Oprah had never brought Dr.’s Phil & Oz out of the grays.

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

I honestly don’t know whether to be relieved or even more terrified. Is it possible their utter ineptitude could save us? Or will it doom us all?

Hi. White male here. Also raised in the burbs. Been pulled over many times and have been extended every courtesy. Most of the time the cops have called me sir and let me off with a warning. Also most times I had weed in my car. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a cop with his hand on his weapon before.

If you were black you wouldn’t have been pulled over that many times because one of them would have shot you already.

Well, the cop probably knew you were a repeat offender. 2 dozen times? Slow the fuck down and stop at the fucking light!

“Not so tough when you’re outside your cars, are ya?”

I love that the building will still have a subtle Trump stain on it ala Lady Macbeth.

Exactly.

I feel bad for the poor suckers in the 3 buildings he actually owns — nothing they can do to get those names off.

I really hope the old saying is true that Cheetos never prosper.

In college, the only two language classes available were Spanish and Russian. I chose Spanish. I see now that I did not choose wisely.

Objects in the Trump home? Like Melania? (meaning that he objectifies her, not that she is actually an object, and this might have been funnier without this extended explanation, but probably not).

Do you mean Minnesota or did I miss something? I mean it’s quite possible that I missed something; I’m not that bright.

What do the Bucks have to do with this?

“No racist! No racist! You’re the racist!”