LOL, people in Alabama with jobs

Well, just confirmed so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

“I like that trump has dementia, it makes him raw and real and my grandpa had it!”

DeVos has the “I would love to bring back nuns with whipping sticks” feel to her

Seriously wonder whether Trump realizes New England isn’t a state

Fake news, Trump was actually the QB on that last drive, nice try tho libtard

Christ man mind throwing out a NSFW. Can’t just blindy throw these depressing, depressing facts that Trumps presidency is only 1% over

“Can I buy Ohio State?”

Steve Bannon looks like a racist, fascist shitbag who is trying to nearly single-handedly disarm democracy and America as a whole*

Could’ve won some brownie points w/ Dems by ya know, mentioning Obama. But nah fuck that, wasn’t that historic or significant.

Where his ankles at

If at all hungover, hands down worst thing to clean up is puke from drinking. It smells like Trumps breath but also has a tinge of vodka/tequila that makes you you remember all your bullshit from ln

Need Allen Iverson to get invited

“OMAHA! NO MORE MUSLIMS IN OMAHA!”

HOT TAEK: I’ve never been to a HS football game where people don’t stand on the fence, stands are elevated not seeing an issue here

Does Ley know about this post?

“No disrespect to DeAndre and to Kay, you think we can rely on them to help us win a playoff game right now?” James said. “And it’s no disrespect to them. But it’s like, it’s not fair to them.”

Love me some Dutch lately

I wish Mexico’s president just ghosted Trump instead of formally saying he wasnt coming

Bingo’s about to start, should prolly turn off the computer and get to it