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In Tennessee, you have to have 300 hours just to wash hair. For contrast, you can be a general contractor and do jobs under $25,000 anywhere in the state except a handful of counties that require a license for jobs over $3,000. It’s insane (stated as someone who got screwed out of $700 by an unlicensed contractor who

We named our cat Donkey, selfishly overriding our daughter’s desire to name it Muffin (technically it’s her cat). Regardless, she’s a ridiculous cat who blew up to 20 pounds and the name is perfect. Also, you can say it like Shrek.

My mother is a die-hard conservative Republican. My name is Hillary. Regretting my name since 1993!

I never thought about the coat being a symbol for LGBTQ+ (especially with the heavy biblical connotations in the movie she made of the same name), but that’s an interesting way to look at it.

The outfits are amazing! We go in the museum every time we go to the park, and we have season passes :-D She is incredibly tiny...well, mostly.

We love our Imagination Library!!!

Maybe the weird, unnatural photoshopped shit is the gah-ross thing...

Met him once when he was running for his last term - he is a huge asshole and definitely cares more about his hair than his female constituents. He doesn’t have nearly enough charisma to make it on DWTS.

I’ll never forget the day when I asked some sisters who went to church with me how long their hair took to do - it was always so elegant, but I could tell it must be time-consuming as they usually had tons of teeny tiny braids. But I was still blown away when they told me 9-10 hours! Never took my no-hassle,

George W. Bush and Laura Bush actually seem to genuinely like each other - and it was portrayed in a movie about him (was not the focus of the movie, just part of it). They met on a blind date and had a whirlwind romance, marrying three months after that.

I know I liked Loveline because it talked about all sorts of stuff that my parents never would! So he always had a special place in my heart...and this all makes me sad.

It’s an age-old question! Anyone else read Erma Bombeck’s “A visit to the ladies room”? I can’t seem to find it anywhere online. She basically ends it by saying the reason why women go to the bathroom in pairs is so someone can hold their purse and hand them toilet paper when they discover their stall is all out.

Like the Roman military tortoise formation!

I was wondering what would happen if people protested outside of a regular obstetrician’s office in the name of overpopulation destroying the earth. “YOU’RE KILLING THE EARTH” and then also, my favorite, photos of deformed babies because, “YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW IF WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE WILL BE WORTH THE EARTH’S

What about just sexed siblings? I mean, the good-looking genes are often passed to both genders. Not my fault that both the brother and sister (on separate occasions) found me attractive.

I felt like my skin changed overnight! I also moved from a dry area to a humid one, so that’s part of it. Anyway, here’s the video - more in-depth than I’m willing to do as far as the whole process, but I like the general concept.

I felt like my skin changed overnight! I also moved from a dry area to a humid one, so that’s part of it. Anyway,

I’ve found some stuff at the drug store that comes close. Though recently I did watch Lisa Eldridge’s video on getting that “natural” look while concealing acne. Which I have a bit of, as well as uneven skin tone. Anyway, she talked about not being too scared to use a lighter coverage foundation, then using a good

I’ve found some stuff at the drug store that comes close. Though recently I did watch Lisa Eldridge’s video on

I’ve yet to be matched correctly to a foundation, though I’ve only tried about three times. Regardless, it is frustrating!

I’ve yet to be matched correctly to a foundation, though I’ve only tried about three times. Regardless, it is

And PS - not to lead you astray, but Alabama is more of a brick red, definitely not a brown red. I just looked up Fierce, I need it for this Fall!

And PS - not to lead you astray, but Alabama is more of a brick red, definitely not a brown red. I just looked up

No, I haven’t! I feel like I don’t hear nearly enough about staple drugstore brands such as Revlon, Maybelline, etc. as far as lipsticks go. I’ll stare at the pretty colors but am always unsure. I love matte crayons, so definitely interested. Thanks for the tip!

No, I haven’t! I feel like I don’t hear nearly enough about staple drugstore brands such as Revlon, Maybelline, etc.