Umbra’s Twilight Rod takes your curtains from the windows to the wall

Umbra’s Twilight Rod takes your curtains from the windows to the wall

This was a curiously satisfying article to read, and one of the better streamer profiles the site has done.

Curiously, Melania Trump was not part of the photo

All I’m sayin’ yo.

More like Ashley Funberg, amirite?!

Where was the Funbag?!? My Tuesday was ruined.....

No Fun Bag this week?

COSTUME QUEST 2... IN NOVEMBER.

He’s reading the lyrics

I have no mouth and I must puke.

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

Well, in Mexico the flour tortillas used to make a burrito are slightly bigger than regular ones and they put cheese in them, so if you unfold your burrito then you would have a quesadilla.

Based on my experience with the Dutch reach, you have to pay extra for the eye contact when it’s being performed.

If my kid had an audience of 1600 for anything other than a public execution, I’d be pride.

It said HIS mother, not yours.

That’s not a glitch. That’s a demonstration of how much time you have to spend on your knees before the WWE will give you a win over John Cena.

The next time you get a side-eye for what you purchased, just remember: Ms. Judgemental is a fucking cashier.

The quality has submarined.