If you’re a completionist and you get all the blocks and all the stars...it can take awhile. Much longer than Portal 2. And then if you throw in Road to Gehenna, which I also thought was fantastic, it’s even longer.

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

I’ve replaced a lot of my ketchup usage with hot sauce or salsa.

If you’re swatting 15 flies a day, get one of those guns that shoots a lethal dose of table salt at them. Doesn’t resolve the root issue, but boy, is it cathartic. You can even get out cool action movie lines like “Who’s fly now?” while you stand over their prostrate corpse, putting your sunglasses on slowly.

Bubba the Love Sponge and his wife did something like that too.

Also, the best way to enter a wedding reception?

“Make America great again!”

I kind of want to know where that gif is from.

If you love party games and don’t have Resistance, I would HIGHLY recommend it. It’s a fantastic game that has gone over really well with my groups.

If you love party games and don’t have Resistance, I would HIGHLY recommend it. It’s a fantastic game that has gone…

I think this is as close to I’m going to get for an appropriate post to use this picture, so I’m going to dammit! I’ve waited too long for this moment!

Can we stop pretending that Change.org petitions actually mean anything?

I’m glad someone else had the same thought. Also just for shits and giggles...

Something tells me this was a genius customer service scheme to allow the devs to reapond to glitches by suggesting players eat shit and die.

I was just bustin’ yer balls, pro tip: do the first security mission as early as possible, it gives a +10% bonus on all xp gained.