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I literally made that noise out loud and then saw your comment afterwards

...and noone was surprised when Trump purchased it next month and evicted all the coons

Well Someone has to do it:

My highschool had a group of kids who went by the term ‘the poo bandits’. These ‘poo bandits’ would video tape themselves pooping in an inappropriate spot for each letter of the alphabet (A, in an AMC theater during the movie for example)

That’s some good Kinja right there

Ummm really. This is the argument you are bringing to the table? They are completely different.

Winner Winner Chicken Dinner

The Lone Gunmen strike again

Can any Canadians here confirm or deny that Trudeau is awesome. He seems pretty awesome

I came to the comments for this, and you delivered. Good job old boy

My budget was $800 for my first car. Loved that POS. If I had a larger budget though, I would solely focus on low miles and reliable. A few years from now, when you are a senior in college you do not want to have to go car shopping. That is the age when you are super broke and the world expects you to act like an…

My group of friends bought this:

“...and are destroying the blood of our youth.”

I fully understand the underlying reasoning behind wanting skilled laborers. I also simply believe it is inaccurate. I have worked closely with business planning for temp. work agencies and consistently saw the hardest part of running these businesses is finding the manpower because the demand for this work outweighs…

“let’s welcome her back legally”

You do realize that ‘unless immigrants are willing to go through the process to legally come here’ basically means this lady should have never came here, correct?

I have wondered for a long time why we choose these as execution methods. Lethal injection, which is deemed the ‘best’, seems painful and cruel. I just wish we would choose one that is instantaneous and not gory.

just study past essays. Best advise I ever got. Example answers from past 10 years’ essays are 85-90% of the knowledge you will need because questions repeat so often with very slight fact changes.

have fun with that. 1 was enough for me (hopefully, unless I ever want to move apparantly)