I’ve never heard of the phrase “chip soil” before but it’s accurate

How can you be undecided with only six days to go....

Oh, sorry, wrong context.

Nah.

Does the word “amnesty” used in this case bother anyone else? The wording to me suggests that “well, you did something wrong but we’re willing to move past it.” That is not a good sentiment to express when referring to a sexual assault.

This is exactly how to explain Benghazi to people, in the mythical scenario where you could have a chance of changing a person’s mind.

It was the same thing with Obama trying to close the Camp Delta prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. The GOP (and some shit-head Democrats, to be fair) passed a bill blocking all prisoner transfers off the island, forcing it to remain open, then they would run campaign ads listing it as a “broken campaign promise” by…

“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”

Swim, Forrest, swim.

“No it’s in dog years. His age only goes up every 7 years.” - An idiot named Ryan

He should retire once he hits 69 TDs. Go out on top, or bottom depending on his preference.

Well that display of intellectual athleticism just put him in the top 30% of his class at Arizona.

He’s the six million dollar bro. We made him bigger, stronger, faster, but we couldn’t get him to stop laughing at the number 69.

Right, but his point was twofold: for one, they never submitted a formal public records request, so it’s a moot point. But also, if they had identified as working for the NFL they would have verbally shared information to at least give them an idea of what happened.

Please don’t.

Pretty sure you’re not allowed to kick people in the NFL. Not men, anyway.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

Suh was quoted as saying, “I’m... FIFTY!” during the play.

As a Lions fan, I’m SO GLAD I don’t have to go through the mental gymnastics of defending this guy anymore. Holy shit!

No. I think Trump should have to sit there and watch results come in state by state as his chances of becoming president circle the drain in the most humiliating fashion possible. I want him to have to comment on how thoroughly he was beaten and how his candidacy impacted down-ballot Republicans as his stench spread…