As an aside, can I just say that I still find this photo fascinating. The stress and weight of the expressions on everyone’s face here is truly historic.

Drink some water.

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Finally these debates are over. Can we just declare Hillary the President now and be done with it?

She fucking killed that debate and I am drunk and a nasty woman and also i love bad hombres and fuck him and i ate a burrito and several cookies and maybe like a whole bottle of whine or wine or shit or omg i need to go to bed even on the west coast i am a mess omg i hate trump o hope he dies ifn a fire

My country is that of Nigel Farage and Boris Johnson. I make no judgement. I feel your pain, my US friends! 

Honestly, after Brexit it’s just nice to spend some time yelling at a different country’s politicians.

I’m not even American but I stayed up to watch the debate (it’s 3:47 AM here, thank God I don’t have work today) and that was one of many lines that made me laugh out loud. ‘Just like we went after Bin Laden... while you were doing Celebrity Apprentice’ made me do a very loud honking laugh.

I’m starting to think my fiancée is on to something with her Castration Initiative...

this is the real story here folks

I actually met Jonah Peretti once at some tech thing. He asked me if I was waiting in line and I said no and he said thanks.

The thing about this case that’s drawing the most attention is that one officer decided to shoot Olango, while another opted for a non-lethal weapon. Citing Reuters, NPR reports that one officer at the scene had extensive mental health training, and it was the other who shot Olango.

I am so hardcore about paying taxes. It definitely sounded like he doesn’t pay income tax.

Finding ways to get out of paying your taxes is more unpatriotic than taking a knee during the national anthem. At least Colin Kaepernick pays his fair share of the taxes that go to actually paying the troops and supplying them with the supplies they need.

CAN WE PLEASE NAIL HIM ON THIS NOW, PLEASE.

sorry everyone

I think it was Trevor Noah who said a few weeks ago that the only person that either of these two could ever possibly beat in an election is each other.

Reminds me of Kirk Cameron’s birthday party. 3.5 feet of Subway sandwiches and half of a Sunny D for three people.