Unfortunately this is a pipedream. We are much more likely to be able to, as a nation, skip the entire rest of the electoral process, than Donny is to admit he’s ever made a mistake.

Maybe we should talk to the “2nd Amendment people” about a possible solution to Trumpapalooza (I like it because it sounds very much…

If-fucking-ONLY.

Preach!

“such a nasty woman, hurt my big boy feelings, meanie”

Wait, I don’t get it, so she has seen a mochalatte cock?

As a guy, who greatly (perhaps overly) values his genitalia, I am totally behind this kind of Westerosi-style justice. Would it completely eliminate repeat offenders? I’m sure it wouldn’t, but I’ll be damned if it wouldn’t eliminate a helluva lot of em.

This. This is so perfect. Especially after reading Pops’ recent comments about the state of race relations in our country.

Being a Dallas fan, a MFFL, I have to drop my bias in saying I can’t imagine why any quality free agent wouldn’t want to play for the Spurs.

Popovich/Duncan 2020

Yeah, I gotta say, lesser of two evils is TOTALLY valid.

I mean it’s like if you had to choose between getting punched in the face and kicked in the nuts, I’d go for the lesser of two evils and I’d be thankful to have the choice. Doesn’t mean I’m in love with either choice, but hot damn I’m glad I had a choice.

I think it’s more that people are letting their true feelings and intentions manifest themselves in this particular way. Mean that people who have a problem with Kap protesting are more just racist and pissed off at a black man getting out of line than they are about the sanctity of the national anthem (which is…

“needlessly divisive,” - Get back in line, n****r
“must heed a voice of reason” - White voices matter  
“needs to be more careful of what comes out of his mouth.” - or eat a billy club

Unsurprising news is unsurprising to everyone.

Ann Coulter getting shit on at Rob Lowe’s roast was the highlight of whatever day I watched that on. Even “Trailer Swift” Jewel was hilariously sweet. Normally I wouldn’t quite be so onboard with the kind of vitriol being hurled at someone, but Ann Coulter is a hateful, spiteful asshole who deserves to receive what…

The only thing I like about this article is that it taught me that civil rights intimidation can be charged as a low-grade felony. I like the sound of that, because the actual effect can be so much more damaging than other situations in which some asshole is wearing a mask handing out fruit.

ALSO, before anyone jumps…

Yup, it sure is. Which is why these days Tasers are mostly described as “less lethal” as opposed to “non-lethal”, since over time it’s been shown that they can be quite lethal (albeit still less lethal than a gun)

I’m pretty sure the correlation between fuckableness and crocs only applies to men.

Thanks a lot, Draymond. Nut knocks are universally hilarious.

Fuck your football “career” and leave this lady alone, god damnit!

Transparent piece of shit transparently makes plea to save his athletic career in a transparent manner. God damnit.

“Very grateful”, “very dishonest” what is it about these fucking sentence fragments that pisses me off so much. Is it just the person writing it? I don’t know.

Additionally, lashings of apologies for my flawed sentence mechanics.

There is almost no way possible he is not as much of a fucking creeper stranger danger in real life. I am so glad Huma finally dumped his fucking loser ass (realizing of course that it is extremely difficult to disconnect yourself from someone you loved who is also the father of your child.)

I like your mom! I’m also not a big fan of apple pie, so that may have something to do with it. But please don’t tell anyone, because I’m a minority and I don’t want anyone challenging my love for the stars and stripes, I mean Stars and Stripes. Not capitalizing the letters could be seen as being unamerican. Glad I…