Very dishonest.

Ah, gotcha. Well, I still give the benefit of the doubt to the security guards, they were outnumbered, dealing with at least one unhinged dude and his three buddies who had all been drinking, I’d heard.

Plus, I heard Rio can be pretty dangerous, which is why I gave Lochte the benefit of the doubt at first, “Tourists…

I thought it was still in doubt whether either of the security guards actually drew their weapons? I could be wrong, not that it really matters.

From Lochte’s side, it doesn’t at all effect the absurdity of making false statements and outlandish claims.

From the Security guard’s side, I don’t have a problem with armed…

Oh absolutely. Lochte is a complete moron and brought all of this on himself and absolutely shamed the US, making us all look bad.

When this story first broke, I definitely gave him the benefit of the doubt. It certainly seemed like he’d have no reason to lie and that he Brazilian government was out to get him. But…

I think you neglected to include the phrase “international incident” as well.

FUCK Ryan Lochte and his perpetual complex about not being Michael Phelps. Michael Phelps you keep being awesome, You too, Gabby Douglas, you’re awesome.

This must be what it feels like for women when men fawn over an empty-headed hottie, cuz…

Oh, I take no shit, from no man.

I’m actually a very polite person. But I take none of that shit. This might be an odd example, but living in New York City, I happen to walk in a brisk and determined manner (which is apparently the sign of a terrorist if you’re a muslim woman in Chicago), and you’d be surprised how…

It’s part of the subversive “subtle” racism associated with Asians, especially Asian men. They’re quiet, studious, harmless, asexual, poorly endowed, non-threatening, book-smart, mathematically inclined...

Some of the above are not necessarily terrible things to use to describe a person, which makes it(in the eyes of…

People be talkin like we choose the ones we love, and are always able to make rational decisions associated with them.

Because we don’t choose who we fall in love with (unfortunately).

Although I completely agree that it is baffling to the extreme. She is altogether too much woman for that gross, weasel-y faced, picdick

I think “visionary” and “sees visions” are two totally different things.

“But he didn’t rape the dog, now did he? shouldn’t he gets bonus points for containing his sexual aggression?”

Definitely. I feel like it’s a very short distance between beating a woman/kid/dog, and in the minds of these assholes who would do one, they’d be down to do the other two. FUCK those guys, all day, every day, for forever and a day.

Not a laughing matter, but oh lordy I hope these dogs aren’t at risk of being sexually exploited, by humans.

Because unfortunately a lot of lady dogs are sexually exploited, in that they are used and abused as breeding animals. Poor pups.

FUCK you if you’ve ever beaten a dog.

There’s no such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners. Bad, terrible, asshole, piece of shit, owners. Poor pup.

I’m not a twin, but if I had ZERO chance of medaling, I’d sure as hell love to finish the race with my sister if that was a possibility.

It’s like starting off a sentence with: “Now I’m not a racist but...”

Not as much as they hate to lose.

If I had zero chance of medaling, I would definitely want to finish the race hand-in-hand with my sister, and we’re not even twins!

Fuck people who can’t do, who criticize people who can do and do do (doo doo). I mean it’s not like she waited a 3 feet before the finish line for her sister when she could have medaled.…

Oh shit! I know where my first kid is gonna be born!
Well, not where, but at what altitude.

Luckily, he’ll be there soon enough.