If you have to ask, you can’t afford it.

SWIMMING POOLS HAVE CURRENTS?

I dunno about the whole “people don’t watch them because they’re unqualified” schtick. I mean is that what people really look for in news anchors? I don’t watch the news, but I do see tv news anchors in clips (on gawker) and they pretty much universally look like a bunch of mouth-breathers, albeit hot(ish)…

Did they draw straws to see who’d be the jump rope? Or was it like dude was just the most flexible, so basically his hard work fucked him in the end.
I am so impressed he didn’t barf all over everyone

Follow the money. As in, there is no upside/money to four Olympians lying about being mugged. Earlier I would have said the downside for Brazil is looking like a lawless shithole, but they’ve upped the ante, now they not only look like a lawless shithole, but that fucking the guy at the bar who can’t take no for an…

Sad how people think they “deserve” access to celebrities.

READ MY TWEETS! YOU’RE ON TV SO I CAN SAY ANYTHING I WANT TO YOU! YOU CAN’T BLOCK ME, YOU’RE ON TV! TV TV TWEET TWEET TWEET FREEDOM OF SPEECH! FREEDOM OF TWEET!

Okay, now i’m going to say it’s scientific proof.

Right now, right now? As in IN Rio?

Anything to do with being submerged in water.

Second place, any Olympic event being held in Rio.

No Woman’s (No) Sky

Very interesting and sad, and bad, in that it made me feel sad and bad for Caster Semenya.

And I totally get the last line “Everyone treats me like one”. In addition to gender, it really makes me think about racial identity, because I think so much of it (in addition to the culture/environment in which a person was…

Wait, wait, wait, you don’t blame someone if he or she disagrees with you?
I do not think internet commentary works the way you think it works.

Country Singer revealed as homophobic, sexist, racist douchenozzle?

But at least he’s from the South, so we know he’s never laid hands on a woman/that fat ugly bitch (the Greg Hardy Defense)

Oh SHIT! BYE FELICIA!

You can’t see me, but I’m holding one hand over my mouth while uttering “daaaaaaaaaamn”

Plus ‘ear cuff’ hahaha what is she from the 80's?

I dunno, my imagination is pretty fucked up. Just ask my imaginary friend Recalcitrant Colonel MustardGash VonSchtumpheusen of New New Old Germania. (don’t ask him, that guy’s an asshole)

I’m allowed to laugh at these, right? Well, I hope so, because they’re pretty fucking funny.

The only ‘Kurt’s I’ve ever know have all been assholes. Not saying it’s scientific proof, but I’m not saying it isn’t.

Also, I actually really like the sound of “Lady Ghostbusters”, just not this asshole saying it

Headline reads: Local Polices Departments Suck, Militarization of Local Police Departments Adds to Suckage, Women Mistreated, Maligned by Sucky Local Police Departments.

Just when you thought things couldn’t get any worse
Just when you thought things were going to get worse, they do

I’m not going to say I thought I was young, but I didn’t think I was old. Now I know I must be old because I do not understand kids today.
And apparently Shaun White, Professional EXTREME Bro is a complete douche.

Where’s Tony Hawk at? Oh yeah, probably being awesome as well as a good dad.

Aww! That is sweet! What a nice little boost.
It’s like that time I was at Target and (stupidly) happened to be wearing a red shirt, and a woman stopped me to ask me where the detergent was.
Wait no, no it’s not like that at all.

That sounds like a well-balanced breakfast, gotta keep your strength up!

Was it a irking to be mistaken for a lady of the night? Or was it a little bit sweet to feel that sort of acceptance and camaraderie? Or both?

I’m probably asking too many questions.