This is Brazil, not the Philippines, don’t think they have those kind of Wild West provisions.

So the ‘luck of the Irish’ is total bullshit, huh? Can’t imagine he’s the only one to participate in such shenanigans.

His escape plan was comically poor though, so no sympathy for you sir!

Wait, are you saying you’ve dined with hookers or have witnessed such?
What I’m really asking is, what do hookers like to have for breakfast?

I like you, Steve Adams, you’re very gracious. Plus, I’m also very proud of my sister. Although I doubt MY sister could beat me up (except emotionally)

It’s like: Bruh, your nouveau riche is showing, jyeah it is.

Like asking their fellow cops for descriptions of everyone they’d robbed that night.

Even odder? Cops.

Gotta get yourself that local flavor

Don’t they know that the affluent have a time-honored process for acquiring these types of goodies?

Seizing the passport of the VICTIM of a crime?

Okay Rio, now ya dun lost your mind.

Your city sucks, your infrastructure sucks, your security sucks, we all know this. This is not news, and I’d really hate to have to genuinely write the sentence “Free Ryan Lochte” (from his shirt <-that ones for the ladies)

Privileged “artist” is shitbag, says racist shit behind veil of privileged “artistry”.

I would just say she’s “really strange and different”, but the “artist” in me is constantly pushing me to write more descriptively.

Also, “early colonizer” isn’t something a shitbag would take as an insult, her “artistic” disposition…

I find it hard to believe that Lochte would be able to convince three other Olympians to make up a story about being mugged. I mean, where’s the upside? You always gotta follow the money, and in this case, there is no upside of Lochte, but of course even more and more downside piling onto Rio and this shitshow of an…

I also feel sick whenever I get in trouble, ever since I was a little kid.

HAHAHAHA “They can’t prove he didn’t know I wasn’t consenting”

Jesus H. Christ, if you’re not laughing you’re crying, amirite?

FUCK.

It’s like Parappa the Rapper said:

Yah just gotta believe!

I want to live in that whimsical world of mermaids, but not if there aren’t also dinosaurs.

“Then call her ‘sugartits’ and throw cash at her while you fail to achieve an erection. That’ll show her, smug bitch, looking at me like I can’t get erections”

No YOU’RE getting emotional.

God damn, You Go Girls!

Twinks at the Playboy Mansion, thats a pretty big paradigm shift.

Also, they should just dig up that pool and throw it away, gross.

Way to sneak a humble brag in there, ya competitive swimmer.

I didn’t know this was a thing. Thank god for my ignorance of stupid opinions, helps me sleep better at night.

Right there with you. The thing I hate most about the show is that for readers, it kind of destroys entire plot lines by not including them. As you’ve read the books you know what I’m talking about. There are entire characters and storylines that are completely negated by the show.

ALSO, WTF why did they have to have…