I lived with my husband before marrying him. We lived together only a few months before getting engaged and now at 11 months married I feel no change. We still live together. I already knew what I was getting into. You seem to know what you are getting into already. I bet you'll be fine and you won't feel it is hard…

"There it is - that furry snake again! I'll get you, you varmint, you can't hide in these leaves forev—ooh, got an itch in m'crotch!"

I don't know why so many cute animal videos insist on music. I'd rather here the rustling, barking, purring, and the like!

It'll be my new completely unique recipe, Desperately Trying To Prevent Divorce Chicken! You'll never guess the secret ingredient!

Speaking as the cooking man that was snared by his wife, I suggest talking about how great it'd be to have a Kitchenaid Standing Mixer on a wedding registry.

It was horrid.

If I had "it all", I wouldn't be wearing sneakers with a cocktail dress.

Bye.

This is such an odd hangup to have and a side eye anyone who thinks it is gross to pee in the shower. If you swim in shared/public swimming pools and have this hangup, I side-eye you even harder.

I pee in the shower every morning and there is neither a smell or a crust around the ring of the drain. In fact, I will hold off peeing until I am ready to shower so I can kill two birds with one stone. Are people peeing in your shower and not actually taking a shower? Because, yes, that's nasty.

Do you shower with your drain plugged?

This bride is not on acid. This bride is clearly full of shit.

(This is where I confess that in a moment of wedding-induced madness, I tried to find a "tasteful" tiara.)

Hey, my wife! When did she become a dude?

Err on the side of humanity. Its not hard.

YES. My ex thought wearing ONLY t-shirts at 40 years old made him cool and laid back. I bought him a couple shirts with buttons that were casual and actually made him feel much more trendy/young/hot. I did the shoes, too. I tried to convince him and he kept saying no, so I got him a pair of great shoes, he put them on…

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

We let our 3 and 5 year old name our cats. One is black with white paws....yeah, she's Socks and reading all these clever pet names makes a lone tear fall down my cheek.

Frank was our first, and a friend of ours pointed out too late that we should have named the second one Beans so we could have had Frank n Beans. I have yet to forgive him for holding back.

They enjoy watching flushing, also.