I love this mom. And by love this mom I mean that I really do love her but I'm so glad she's not my mom.

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

Denver Dumb Friends League not so dumb. What a heartwarming story.

This is SUCH an underrated, awesome movie. Did you know it's based off a very true story (written about in Texas Monthly), and that Jack Black actually visited Bernie in jail several times to get his portrayal of him (voice, mannerisms, etc.) just right? I just found everything about the story and the movie extremely…

That was disturbing? Unseemly? Stereotypical? Pathetic?

One of my very close friends had a daughter and named her my name - my actual, what I'm called IRL, name. Now, I don't have a problem with that especially - it is a nice name. But they never even mentioned it, let alone "asked" if that would be weird. And so it is weird because my friend stole my actual name and…

They certainly all look like they were dressed for a wedding!

Better than the alternative. My aunt named her daughter "Jane" way back in 1985. My uncle (her younger brother) name his daughter "Jane" in 2007. My aunt and the "original" Jane are still annoyed. And the rest of the family just gives him the side-eye.

I love that. My mom named me after a neighbor kid (first AND middle) and I am pretty sure she didn't bother asking. I'm the third child, so she probably just saw the kid toddling by while she was getting into the car to the hospital, and thought, "That'll do. I'll name her that kid's name."

I wanted one too, my parents said no because they thought that it was a weird concept as a toy and also because if the toy makers were going to have a pregnant dog they could have at least made the puppies and the "birth" part of the proceedings a bit more realistic.

Just a few months ago I was telling my mom about this! She wouldn't let me have one because "it's not something kids should be doing." Of course she doesn't remember this at all. I will always remember my sadness and plans (that never came to fruition) of my friend getting an extra one that I could play with.

You should buy one. I always wanted a little mermaid Ariel doll and my parents would not buy one for me.....I bought one my damn self in college.

So who's your favorite author?

I'm seriously considering going to Target after work and getting one. Right meow.

My cousin and I are 30 and 32 and talk about Puppy Surprise like every time we hang out. It was a big part of our childhood.

perfection.

This is my first comment, solely to tell you how hard I laughed at your comment. I concur! Take that, mom and dad!

I'm so sorry. A childhood without a puppy surprise would have been terrible! I can say this with confidence because I had a puppy surprise AND a kitty surprise and my childhood was perfect.

Forget getting one for yourself- buy two and give one each to mom and dad.

Velcro C-Section.