Meth-induced all-day shopping spree?

The idea of spending 13 hours inside a Wal-Mart gives me a panic attack. I can barely stomach 15 minutes in there.

I want to know if she actually bought anything... or had anything in her cart (and if so what was it?) What took 13 hours to pick out?

Having once visited a Walmart vision center for an eye exam, I'd guess that she was waiting her turn to get her eyes checked. Good lord I'll never do that again.

Walmart is air conditioned - I'm betting her home was not.

My biggest problem in those pre-laptop days was sneaking into the computer room without my folks noticing and remembering to mute the speakers so that the tortured screams of the login process wouldn't wake them up.

In college, I was a no make-up wearing nature-y art major. My favorite outfit was this fairly long, heavy gray wool skirt, black wool sweater, black wool cap and long gray coat. Flashy, right? I had take the Greyhound bus to get from college to my hometown to visit my parents. Anyway, an Amish dude gets on the…

Like what person would be like 'YEAH, THAT DOG GETTING PREGNANT IS TOTALLY WHAT REPRESENTS ME AS A MAN I BETTER GET THIS AFTERSHAVE"

I started Googling the episode like crazy as soon as that happened, because I was SO sure it was the same guy in a terrible wig, and I was like, "How is anyone falling for this? PULL HIS WIG OFF!"

I'm 5'10" too! Let's be friends!

I generally just browse the Longer Lengths section, but occasionally I'll fall in love with a dress in a different category only to look at the measurements and realise that it'd be a shirt on me. That's always a pain.

I'm only 5'3" and I have to watch the inseams because they're too short even for me at times. A 33 inch inseam isn't going to cover anyone's butt

They just wish they'd known where she's been all these years......

My family and I adopted a Katrina cat, who we named Lola. After about 3 years she disappeared from our backyard in New York. I like to think that she made her way back to her former home in New Orleans and found her original family.

We have a family friend named Earline. Bet you can guess her dad's name.

My dad's name is Norman. I love him to pieces but I don't know that I'd even name a pet Norman. Even better? Middle name 'Dee'.

There's always "gentleman friend" and "lady friend"; I've heard both of those used (admittedly, mostly by my very Southern great-aunts, but that it no way diminishes their charm as terms).

Actually I have a few friends who use "manfriend" with startling regularity, but alas, it's used as a deliberately ambiguous term when they don't know the status of a relationship.

I agree, and I don't think you need to get over yourself. What a silly, dismissive thing to say to someone after you've just said "this is something I think about a lot". Yesh.

I'm with you. We don't ever plan on getting married either, so it's all the more annoying when people make assumptions about our marital status. When I taught in the North I was NEVER referred to as "Mrs. (My Last Name)" but I get it from students a lot in the South. They must then REALLY think I'm a crazy spinster…

From now on everyone should please refer to my husband as my "consort," thanks.