dangerousswan
dangerousswan
dangerousswan

We've always called it the screaming meemies.

In our house, it's called kuptsa, or hot butt.

All right all you dog people, we get it, you hate cats. Get outta here and let the cat people enjoy their holiday squee!! Go be superior somewhere else, we're having fun over here.

Pro cat tip: Don't decorate with tinsel. Barf city.

I watched it at home with some friends, and we took shots every time they were singing or eating. Unsurprisingly, my reaction to it was much more positive than critical reviews had led me to believe it would be!

We have a giant 17 lb cat. We adopted him when he was already 5 years old and he came to us with a cleft ear. We love him very much. I always wonder what he was like when he was a teeny tiny kitty and how he got to be so sinister.

I actually created a fake fb account so when i ran out of lives I would always have a friend who would immediately respond to my plea for more. This is my secret shame.

You and your son sound like you're handling this really well. People tend to think an AD/HD diagnosis means someone is really just undisciplined and/or lazy. They don't get how much discipline and hard work it takes to succeed in a world that isn't set up for folks with our brain chemistry. High five your son for me —

All I can say, as someone with ADD and a Ritalin prescription, is that it feels like all you neurotypical people who take Adderall or Ritalin are talking about some other drug entirely. What is this magical pill you're taking that gives you laser-like focus, energy, and a recreational high? All my stuff does is give

Adderall, because meth is for hicks.

Zoobooks, on the other hand, is excellent.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but this is a terrible magazine these days. It's all ads for movies and so forth.

As a former Girl Scout and a Texan, Go Chavez!

Are you dating God?

Your typo made me LOL. Mental image.

Crap, I was so naive that it took 8 months for it to dong on me that a girl in my math class was pregnant. I always wondered my usually cranky teacher was nice when this girl was always getting sick in class. Then someone said it and I was like: Oh, where the eff have I been? I was in 9th grade, she was in 11th.

My fiancee and I were driving through Florida and I saw a sign that said "Florida State College." He didn't see it but we got in a huge argument because he insisted that didn't exist and I must have meant Florida State University. We eventually saw another sign for the college. Dumb.

We got in a fight because he didn't like Love Actually. I NEVER thought he'd like it, if I'm honest, I just really wanted to watch it with him. But he called it stupid and I burst into tears and told him he was ruining everything that I liked and I don't appreciate being called stupid. Anyway, we just got married, so

I have definitely done this! And so has my mom with my dad! She once had a dream while pregnant with my brother that my dad named him some ridiculous name while she was asleep at the hospital, and she was mad at him for like a week.