I asked my boyfriend if he had to choose between me or two of his favourite hockey players getting killed, who would it be? His response was, "Well, there's two of them, and they have little kids."
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My dad and I had a huge fight once because he said Bali was a country in Africa and I said he was thinking of Mali, but he didn't believe me. He eventually conceded but it took a few days.
My husband got angry at me for "passive-aggressively washing the dishes at him" and we had a fight about it.
My boyfriend went home instead of coming to a bar-night because we argued about whether or not "spastic-pop" was a viable music genre. He thought I was saying it didn't exist when really I was just saying it is stupid.
I once asked him "If an armed robber was holding me and the cat at gunpoint, and said you had to pick one of us to die, who would you pick?"
I just created a burner for the first time because I had to answer this:
I once got mad at my husband for something he "did" in a dream I was having. I woke up and was so annoyed that I shoved him a little. Then he woke up and asked why and I said "you were being really annoying in my dream!" Obviously irrational and sleep induced and not really a fight, but definitely the dumbest thing…
Jason Statham just oozes sex.
It appears she put a bird on it.
OMG. Sarcastic Lollipop Guild Dance sounds like the best thing to ever happen to anyone.
You've hit the nail on the head - you want to look professional. Your interview outfit looks great.
I don't hire for big wig positions or anything, but anytime someone comes in looking even relatively professional, I have been fine with it. I remember a girl came in once and I immediately thought her skirt, which was red, was too short, and her top too revealing, but I hired her anyway. She was the best candidate,…
I've done both skirt and pants (and dresses!) but I like skirts/dresses because you can wear whichever shoes you want with them and not worry about length. Pants you can't do that as well (I do have "heels" pants and "flats" pants both, but if you're just starting out with a work wardrobe and you want one go-to…
Yes! My cat eats Blue Buffalo (weight control lol). Her 7lb bag of food is more expensive than the 30lb bag of food we get for the dog. But the last time I tried to switch, she only ate the BB bits and spit out the rest and then went on a hunger strike. So. The lengths we go for our pets (and the people who love…
So a few years ago my SO and I moved into our first place together. We were (and are) pretty poor so it was a kind of run down place in a 100+ year old house that had been subdivided into apartments, two downstairs apartments and an upstairs apartment that ran the length of the house. The place had its charm, looked…
Slipper shorts from Kohls for under skirts, and baby powder/cornstarch for that weird rub you get from the denim/pant material on the bikini line :)
I would like if I had tighter legs that looked less like weird bread dough, but I know for a fact I probably won't have thigh gap once I drop weight. The women in my…
Oh are we picking most barf worthy sentences? I'd like to nominate this guy:
Not only did you provide me with a single concrete target to project my fears and insecurities and Orientalist desires upon, you gave me someone to compete with, which is what I was implicitly doing every time I put my ideas to paper. I was trying to prove my eloquence and brilliance to someone whose own eloquence and…