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“Usually, I run around threatening and screaming at everyone, because I have a gun in my pocket and it gives me the courage I don’t naturally possess. But this day, this man stood up to me. Well, that really scared me, so instead of backing away from his family that I was just threatening, I whipped out my courage and

Maybe you’re missing a sense of proportionality when you get all the way to killing someone because you were pushed over. I’m not going to condone violence or anything, but elementary school grounds would be a slaughterhouse if that was appropriate.

Guns aren’t banned anywhere in the US, you poor confused clown. Gun restrictions are not the same as a ban.

I’ve found it kind of irritating that everyone seems to have forgotten about this, and goes on and on about the public aspect of the divorce—my parents had a long, nasty divorce, which stemmed from an incident wherein my father became violent and ended up arrested. I was seven, and called the police myself.

Yeah, I think it’s weird that everybody forgot that the reason this started is because that fool had a drinking problem and let it escalate into a physical altercation. Instead everybody’s like, “gawd why is she so unpleasant????”

All this because he offhandedly said he didn’t like someone else’s music? Okay. 

I could watch the bathroom fight with Henry Cavill reloading his arm guns on repeat for, like, at least a month straight. 

I’m trying to read from myphone bc I’m out so it’s hard to read on my bootleg phone..did he resign or was he fired? Either way nothing pertaining to this text should have resulted in either. The boss is in the wrong. 1st she has a new number and didnt identify herself. 2) she’s unprofessional too. Who says I’m MAKING

Totally the boss’s fault. Terrible phrasing, especially when you know you’re texting a 19-year-old male. How about, “I’m scheduling you to work at noon on Friday”? Is that so hard?

There Is no pvp in NMS. He didn’t amass a dark armada, invade the solar system, and bombard the community from space. He clicked a few menu options to exploit a flaw in the optimizations system to inconvenience another player. How is that “in universe”? Considering how childish he’s reacting to getting called on his

I actually would believe that happened because I know WAY too many assholes who will defend a woman as a “lady” who should not be exposed to naughty things — right up until the moment she drinks alcohol, wears something slightly skimpy, cusses, or does something else similarly “unladylike.” Then she’s a dirty slutty

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’”

We’ve come to a pretty pass when we consider the process of a mother feeding her child to be titillating and/or obscene. And we’ve stayed at that pretty pass for centuries.

Yeah, this is a really privileged, I-got-mine kind of take. This just lets hateful people who are actively trying to cause you harm/pain/grief off the hook for their actions and changes nothing.

That’s an easy position to take from when you’re in a position of power. Words mean things. Words become actions. Actions have consequences, as do words.

The bill also required unlicensed clinics to notify clients that they were not licensed by the state to provide medical services.

Word. I have written smut under a pen name and had people email my pen-email address calling me by my given name.

She needs to differentiate. Christina’s problem for me has always been that her voice is TOO BIG for this pop shit. Her vocals in that gawd-awful-but-i-loved-every-second movie Burlesque were PERFECT for her. I was hoping she would see that and maybe head to Broadway or do something other than following the sad trends

Go to Jezebel. They are everywhere come Mother’s Day.