If you’re going to sell your body for money, you just don’t have a reputation. I may be old fashioned, I dunno.

I think a lot of it has to do with how the characters are built. In so many of these movies the characters are entirely one-dimensional (either good or bad) and every action is so obvious and pre-determined that they might as well be consulting the script for their next move.

In fact - IN FACT - you are making me think about other films. Did anyone dismiss Nic Cage’s character in “Leaving Las Vegas”? What about that film critic’s darling, “Sideways”, with the two male characters lurching and drinking their way through wine country, suffering their midlife whiny-boy issues? Those two…

This is what all marijuana smokers think. As someone who works in college residence halls, the vast majority of smokers are completely nose blind to the smell of weed. I’ve had to bring in professional cleaners to get the smell out on a multitude of occasions. This is also true for vaporizers. Now, if you want to not…

““I called the doctor and asked what should do, and he said ‘calm her down,’” Ayers said. He said he asked the doctor if spanking would work, and the doctor said yes.”

He said he asked the doctor if spanking would work, and the doctor said yes.

Yeah? I should have kids? I’m in my mid 30s, unmarried, don’t own a home, and I’m still paying off extensive student loans. You fuckers have made it impossible for this generation to afford anything, and yet you think we should procreate so we can, what, have a new generation of struggling poors?

How did the Trumpbots find this article so quickly?

“I didn’t buy food for my reception except for my own plate and servings for bridesmaids,” she said. “The food I did serve, I snuck out late the night before my wedding and took food from my neighbors’ fridges and cupboards. We only took one or two items from any given home, so we weren’t complete jerks.”

As a normal everyday white person, shut the fuck up. Frankly my grandfather didn’t spend WWII killing Nazis so they could invade this country while no one seemed to pay attention. Their ideas are sick and their morals twisted, and people defending them are just as bad. And no, I am not offended by the deluge of…

My advice is to stop worrying what the hell other people think and do what you want. You don’t have to be unique. If you want to do Mason jars and burlap sacks go for it! It’s the struggle to do something “unique” that one’s guests will remember that stresses couples out during their planning process. Just do whatever…

So a piece of advice is to stay up late the night before your wedding and steal a few flowers from each of your neighbors’ yards??

“The flowers I did decorate with, I snuck out late the night before my wedding and clipped from yards or sunflower patches. We only took one or two from any given yard, so we weren’t complete jerks.”

Why can’t white people just LIKE some shit? Why do they have to invent a word and pretend to be an ethnicity or race they are not?

I’ve been told more than once that if I expect things to be 50/50 in a relationship that I’m going to die single. OKAY!

I have been blood tested for it. I don’t have it. I don’t think less of people that do have it, but I do feel for them because I know they face some shitty shit from other people. All I ever said or meant was that I wouldn’t want to deal with that myself.

Counter-point: She lied, got caught and is now acting like a petulant teenager over it because she sucks.

I’m almost 34. My wife routinely asks if people at the bar are old enough to drink. 21-year-olds look like babies to her. The difference between 32 and 22 in maturity and experience generally speaking is massive.

If I had to be dating right now, I’d have a hard cut-off around 28-30. I can’t imagine trying to relate to…

This guy is 42. He lied about age and was STILL too old.

From the woman who’s never actually been in a BDSM club...