Idea: Hellblazer series with Matt Ryan that goes full on Hellblazer when it was still Vertigo on this DC Streaming service. I mean its so fucking obvious its causing a rip in our universe. Or just Starfuckinggirl...whatfuckingever.

I could watch the bathroom fight with Henry Cavill reloading his arm guns on repeat for, like, at least a month straight. 

They’re not banning the USE of straws.. ffs people. This is an environmentally conscious decision by corporations to cut down on plastic waste on a large scale. It should be embraced, not freaked out about. If you’re major concern is “Well where will I get my straw!!!?”, then you have more important things you should…

There isn’t a woman in the world that would fit the comic book definition of attractive. Scientists might probably have to create one and she’d likely end up looking off due to uncanny valley. 

Regardless of whether you think that Whedon peaked with Firefly or The Avengers or whatever... the fact remains- Joss Whedon has peaked.

I’m trying to read from myphone bc I’m out so it’s hard to read on my bootleg phone..did he resign or was he fired? Either way nothing pertaining to this text should have resulted in either. The boss is in the wrong. 1st she has a new number and didnt identify herself. 2) she’s unprofessional too. Who says I’m MAKING…

Totally the boss’s fault. Terrible phrasing, especially when you know you’re texting a 19-year-old male. How about, “I’m scheduling you to work at noon on Friday”? Is that so hard?

There Is no pvp in NMS. He didn’t amass a dark armada, invade the solar system, and bombard the community from space. He clicked a few menu options to exploit a flaw in the optimizations system to inconvenience another player. How is that “in universe”? Considering how childish he’s reacting to getting called on his…

I actually would believe that happened because I know WAY too many assholes who will defend a woman as a “lady” who should not be exposed to naughty things — right up until the moment she drinks alcohol, wears something slightly skimpy, cusses, or does something else similarly “unladylike.” Then she’s a dirty slutty…

I love when sexual predators say “well I don’t know how to act around women now!”. You never did friend! That was the problem!

“ I would always say, ‘Hey, watch your language, there’s a lady here,’”

We’ve come to a pretty pass when we consider the process of a mother feeding her child to be titillating and/or obscene. And we’ve stayed at that pretty pass for centuries.

Yeah, this is a really privileged, I-got-mine kind of take. This just lets hateful people who are actively trying to cause you harm/pain/grief off the hook for their actions and changes nothing.

That’s an easy position to take from when you’re in a position of power. Words mean things. Words become actions. Actions have consequences, as do words.

The bill also required unlicensed clinics to notify clients that they were not licensed by the state to provide medical services.

That’s an excellent insight into why most fanfic communities have the composition they tend to have, but I would add one thing:

This issue was written like total crap and felt like it was being written by a 14yo girl with no concept of what adult relationships are really like. This was like Stephanie Meyers Twilight-level bad.

Word. I have written smut under a pen name and had people email my pen-email address calling me by my given name.

She needs to differentiate. Christina’s problem for me has always been that her voice is TOO BIG for this pop shit. Her vocals in that gawd-awful-but-i-loved-every-second movie Burlesque were PERFECT for her. I was hoping she would see that and maybe head to Broadway or do something other than following the sad trends…

Go to Jezebel. They are everywhere come Mother’s Day.