Yeah seriously, this is exactly what I thought. Deadapin needs to hire a few black dudes. They could have easily pointed this out....

Elisabeth Hasselback already did that this week...

There's for sure a Greggggg Easterbrook column in this about how so-called "skill position" players are more prone to thuggery. Damn you Greg Hardy and Ray McDonald for fucking up the narrative.

I'd like to go on record here: I fully support domestic violets. If you don't like it, you can take your other 63 crayons and just get the hell out.

I know I'm going to get torn to shreds for stereotyping by the libtard deadspin PC police, but someone needs to say it: Why is it always the back guys?

NFL ignoramus here - I know JC has type 1, but is that why he looks perma-hungover? I feel like that length of facial hair and under-eye bags are only acceptable post-bender or if you have the flu.

Five says the whole suit is a clip on.

Yes, it was.

And equally shitty, overpriced PPV cards.

What's wrong with hitting your kids, my parents hit me when I was a kid and look at me now, I grew up into someone who doesn't think hitting your kids is wrong.

"I suppose we all look alike to you, right Costanza?"

EA should hold off on taking him out of Madden until the trial is over.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

OMAHA OMAHA OMAHA!

He's aiming at God, the only person who could judge him.

You need to check again. The Ray Rice fiasco has spawned story after story across Gawker websites. This story, of an owner selling a team because of supposed racist remarks, has generated something like 3 stories on Deadspin, and not that much outrage. I don't think this is a case everyone pretending to be…

Ray Lewis: There is no comparison of me and Ray Rice. I'm far more similar to Aaron Hernandez.

"He's 3/5 of the player that Kyle Korver is."

Here's an excerpt from the scouting report. And, I'll admit, it does contain a fair amount of racial coding:

"Sterling got $2 Billion!? I, uh, just *found* a racist Mad Lib I did in 2007!"