Popped a molly, I'm sweatin' (WOO!)

God apparently knew what he was doing when he created Dana White to physically resemble a penis.

Color me not surprised, Mike Evans tested off the charts at the car hood jumping drill during the NFL combine.

"We're fucked"

Was this Floyd response deleted or was it a fake RT?

Some people just want to watch Cleveland burn.

Let me take it from here:

Lil Wayne is like a black Benjamin Button. Every time I see him, he looks like he's gone backwards one grade in middle school.

Great review, but I'm confused as to why you'd use a stock image of the Ferguson Police Department for it.

University of Phoenix

You have knowledge of basic military? What the fuck does that even mean? You have read books, articles, have a subscription to guns & ammo? Do you do paintball, or does this understanding come from the time spent playing video games or first player games while dressed in your surplus store purchased camo.

It must be terrible for black parents to have to tell their children "Even if you're unarmed, even if you're well-behaved, even if you do everything right, there is still a chance that a white police officer will murder you in the street with your hands up."

The context is that he was unarmed and had his hands in the air. The context is that police murder a black person every 28 hours in the US. The context is hundreds of years of dehumanization of black people: lynchings, slavery, you name it. The context is the rights that we are supposedly afforded by the Constitution,…

He obviously provoked Tony Stewart into hitting him.

Context? Dude, he's eating pussy!

Jason Garrett sure cleans up nice.

Has the UFC jumped the shark yet?

The whole narrative of Cam's maturation relies on weird assumption that Cam was somehow extremely immature when he got into the league. Apparently Colin Cowherd compared Cam and Ben Rothlisberger today on the radio, not just as on-field players (It is a much better comparison than all the stupid JaMarcus Russel…

I'm not a great baseball fan, I'll admit- there's a lot about the game I don't get- but how in the fuck is it considered normal/admissible for a guy to beam someone with a 95 mile per hour fastball? Do that off the diamond, and that's considered assault...I mean, I get that the pitcher was booted immediately, but…

This is why we can't have professional sports in Vegas. Every time a player gets his leg broken, people are going to get suspicious about the positioning of the line.