Not every NFL quarterback can have the career longevity of RG3.

This shit has some “Last Night of the Yankee Dynasty” stink to it

apart from the Coon thing

Ciara already tried a Future upgrade; it didn’t take.

This motherfucker is so corny I swear Congress is gonna subsidize him in the next farm bill.

...that Michael Jordan’s father was killed by the mafia due to his inability to pay off gambling debts

Stevie Wonder isn’t blind

This will almost certainly put him at odds with former teammate and notorious crip Wes Welker.

MMA has its Buster Douglas moment.

"Don't even think about boxing me, Blake." —God

This seems like the rare trade that makes no sense for either team?

Riley Cooper now has one less teammate he will fight

Every time I see one of these posts I hate you a little more.

A "selfie service" owned by Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather is just about the most hateable thing I've ever heard of in my life.

This is going to be super-insanely overpriced and will probably never live up to the hype. Where do I sign up?

Who vacations in Haiti?

R.I.P. DJ Screw :(

Rodgers won a Super Bowl with Mike McCarthy as his head coach, which is basically comparable to 15 Belichick Super Bowls.