"why didn't he make it in one 1st and goal"

I feel like it should be a red flag if a prostitute uses the term "intercourse."

The Patriots get caught cheating and Deadspin writes 20 articles about how awful everyone else is.

Few open black Republican athletes? And even then, that's a stretch. I'm not sure if you're familiar with the sport of football, but them be some Republican football players all over the place. Baseball too. Hockey. Actually quite a few in basketball too. Shit, Karl Malone has to be a Republican. They are very well…

almost as funny as someone thinking there's a difference between Democrats and Republicans

I feel the same way about seeing my wife on there.

Keeping one eye on what's going on around her is a wonderful tribute to Stuart Scott.

Paul McCartney is not a "she"

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever seen on the NFL Network.

If he had transferred to Florida State from the Cleveland Browns? I'm confused.

Thank God, ReforMatt, where I go for all my Native American information.

If he's a fit anywhere, it's the Titans. They still need a QB, and if anywhere knows how to love Cousins, it's Tennessee.

Thug.

Here at Deadspin we generally assume that our readers are at least somewhat intelligent people. A lot of other sites dumb down content or write for an audience of morons: we don't do that. But because we've gotten at least one dumbass e-mail, and some dumbass comments and tweets, I'm going to explain why what Ed…

"I cant breathe"

Why is he wearing Andy Reid's coat?

Wow! Congrats! What position did you play?

You're the one giving them the "republican" title. The rest of us are just calling them assholes.

This is what I come here for, bruh. Good muthafuckin job, my +1.