I can't think of anything more romantic than a digital FlixTape™ invitation to watch some Netflix™ Original series and/or Netflix™ Original feature films, maybe end the night with a Netflix™ comedy special

I'm not blaming her, I'm saying the show could've used to at least included a scene of her *attempting* to get help, even if she ended up getting ignored or worse.

I get that that's the story the show is telling — about how the corporatization of the prison has sapped it of any ability to handle these types of situations — but it just seemed like Alex should have known how to maneuver a little better by this point and told Caputo or Luscheck or one of the other semi-competent…

I figured the authorities must have not believed that the kid's death was accidental.

Yeah I didn't really feel like it was "just" at all. It just made me hate Alex even more for allowing Lolly to take the fall when she's the one who got herself into that predicament and Lolly saved her life.

Piscatella's muted "Cool." after hearing that Healy walked into the lake was easily the funniest thing this show has ever done.

I also thought that Kukudio was volunteering to fight in Crazy Eyes' stead, not to fight Crazy Eyes herself. That was.. odd.

To be fair on the phone charger front, it's entirely possible that Luscheck simply said he checked all the phones for the photo, since he knows it's on his own phone and not any of the ones they found and he didn't have to actually check.

Speaking of Bayley's involvement with Piper's business, isn't her brother also involved? There was a storyline about how he and his wife were creating fake felon underwear on top of the ones they were selling for Piper but I can't recall if anything ever came of that.

Well, he wouldn't narrate it himself, but he would get Tom Hanks.

DEAD RABBIT - DO NOT EAT

It's a bit like predicting that Ann would wind up working at the Parks department on Parks & Rec or that Jeff Winger would wind up teaching at Greendale on Community.

Yeah, both Signs and The Villiage are actually way better than The Sixth Sense, IMHO.

I was surprised that it wasn't rated a Failure after that closing line.

For a moment I actually thought it was Mo Collins as the agent, then I was surprised to realize she is actually the sister/best friend character. It's definitely something different than Gasteyer's usual wheelhouse.

She's basically playing Kathryn Hahn's character from Parks & Recreation.

I like the fleeting glimpses of sweetness the show gives into Rick and Morty's relationship. Stopping for a little horseplay in the middle of M. Night Shaym-Aliens was fun, and it was oddly touching that Rick bothered to go back and kill the Jellybean King in Meeseeks and Destroy after (presumably) finding out what he…

Hah, I thought the same thing. I'd bet anything that that the car from the movies no longer runs.

There's always some dim bulb at every workplace who thinks that "they could totally make a show about us!" It's usually the same person who warns you about how crazy and random they are at Allied Business Solutions or whatever.

Every water level in any Sonic the Hedgehog game.