Yeah, exactly. So the fans that are apparently begging Meriwether to get Nick and Jess back together are really arguing against their own best interest because either the show will just have them start fighting again, or else the show is effectively over.

Yeah, the cow theory doesn't make sense to me either. It seems more likely that one of he other humans has it but is a carrier and then Mike got it and gave it to the cow.

It seems like the big problem with a central will-they-wont-they relationship on a sitcom is that as soon as the couple gets together, the only interesting thing for them to do is fight and break up. So it turns into an endless cycle. As soon as they're together and simply happy, it stops being interesting.

YEP YEP YEP YEP
WERP WER WERP WERP
UMM BUMM BUMM BUMM BWOO BWOP BWOP BWOP

Which means the babies already have the virus anyway, unless they are also immune.

Plus Carol is in her first week. Is he gonna infect the baby while it doesn't even have it's own organs yet? Either the babies are also immune, or they're gonna get the virus from their own parents anyway, right?

I keep cracking up randomly just thinking about how long Will Forte must have had to go about his daily life with his hair like that. It's been, what, three episodes now?

So in the logic of the show, how is Mike supposed to have contracted the virus? Everyone who he's been in contact with is immune. Is it just in the air? I suppose the survivors might be "carriers" despite they themselves being immune or something.

Also both Tomb Raider movies. And Catwoman.

Yeah, after I wrote that comment I got thinking that the joke was usually that they were leering at Bugs (or Daffy or whoever) in drag, whereas in Space Jam it's just gross.

That person has apparently never seen any Warner Bros. cartoon, of which like 50% feature male characters creepily leering at/catcalling female characters.

But will it have Wayne Knight?!

Same here. And while The Colbert Report certainly had great moments, it was way too bloated with extended applause breaks, chanting "Stephen" endlessly, and the interviews are mostly content-free as Colbert never lets the guests get a word in edgewise (which, I get it, that's the joke, but it's the same joke in every…

He should at least be the announcer/sidekick on one of the major shows. I love the way he always sticks around after an appearance just to mercilessly mock the guests after him.

I always admired Conan's ability to actually be his funniest when he's bombing.

Yeah, I like it because you don't feel like you're actively getting dumber by watching it (unlike pretty much everything Jimmy Fallon does on The Tonight Show aside from maybe Thank-You Notes).

The uptime is way lower!

America's Sweethearts is worth the price of admission solely for the fake movie-with-the-movie where John Cusack proves he's from the future by revealing that he's wearing a silver jumpsuit.

Same here. I mean, he already voices like six other characters on the show.

Do we know they didn't also send death threats to the directors of those films?