UrbanBaby, like GothamMoms, clearly has its finger on the pulse of America.

Do you even rivalry, bro?

Bet you he likes and shares every single garbage meme about how people used to be more respectful

Are we sure, I mean really sure, he’s not actually on Philly’s roster?

Just can’t have men that old wearing jerseys

I wouldn’t have commented. No kink shaming.

Both embody Chicago. With the Cubs you forgot suburbanites who call four square blocks of bars “the city,” but with the White Sox you forgot the virulent racism/homophobia and babyrage inferiority complex. Chicago sports fans embody a rich tapestry of shitty humans, no need to pick one in front of the other

That’s pretty much USA political discourse right there.

The Yankees are just pissed that somebody has found a way to bring food into the stadium.

“Aren’t you getting tired of these other nations embarrassing us?”

The lake really is very salty, I don’t understand the confusion here.

Are you saying Donald is NOT an expert on email server security?!

When naked wrestling is part of your repertoire, I can understand why football players are so dead set against gay guys in the locker room.

Well, in my dorm I certainly did it as often as I could.

My coworker was in the Navy and he always points out that people’s perception of the armed forces versus reality is always interesting. The super-buff, huge army guys? Those are dudes who are stateside and have time and resources to work-out. They are on base.

They have this new feature on Deadspin which allows you to scroll down and not have to click every article if you are not satisfied with the topic. You should check it out.

Actually, it’s much more aggravating when anyone not in NYC, DC or Shanksville, or who suffered a personal loss on that day trying to take ownership of 9/11. Because they saw it on TV.

New Yorkers are generally “over” 9/11, as it were. They were basically over it in October, 2001. Yes, there is still a wound there,…