Contact Max von Sydow for details. They seem very friendly and approachable; look, this one’s waving.
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How does one contact a minor Mesopotamian deity? Asking for a friend...
You know, Fox Sports 1, the one between the Amazing Copper Pot and How The Fuck Does Cindy Crawford Remain So Youthful* 30-minute infomercials.
Why won’t anyone talk about white-on-white violence?!
In golf I believe that’s called the dreaded Double Honkey.
Could’ve been worse.
A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.
wut?
It would’ve been empowering back in 1950.
What happened to dust in baseball?
Ironic, since it is probably the only Bowl that Michigan can aspire to.
“Wot’s wrong wif bein’ sexy?”
Why would Texas women pay 80 bucks to be patronized by assholes when they could just walk outside and get the same thing for free?
Nope, no way to make birds racist.
And he chose THIS?!?!?
You do realize you’re trying to engage serious discussion with someone who just used the word ‘boinky’, right?
Another tie-in: the original Police Woman was married to Burt for 16 years, still available.
A succubus is female. The male boinky-demon is known as an incubus.
Dirk???? Shit, I thought that was Peter Crouch!