Yep. Gonna be a lovely summer down at 35th with me and the other three folks in attendance.

Reporter: Did it feel like a playoff game to you guys?

And here I thought J.R. Smith would find the Cleveland nightlife wanting.

"Sorry, bro"

Is the Sonics Curse a thing?

On the pitch, that play would've ended with Barnes pretending to be dead for three minutes.

"Pussies"

Harden's flopping makes Argentine strikers look like stoics.

Yeah, I think official roster weights are always garbage. They're especially hilarious in the case of overweight players. I mean, the Clippers roster lists Glen Davis at 289, and he's at least five times that.

When it gets below 10%, they get hired by ESPN.

"There might not be 10 non-Arizonans on earth who want to see the Suns hold onto that spot, rather than ceding it to the more star-studded Thunder or Davis's Pelicans."

According to Heath, when he attempted to explain his grievance in a phone call, Argos president Chris Rudge hung up on him.

He's yelling for a jump ball, isn't he?

You think that's bad? I actually heard that Cícero may or may not have been involved in a widespread conspiracy to assassinate Julio Cesar.