these people do have access to a royal yacht if they’re looking for a more eco-friendly way to avoid the plebes

He was born in Georgia but he’s been coming to Florida for the races since he was seven. “Me and my daddy used to drive down here with a big white styrofoam cooler full of beer,” Clark said. “My job was to hand him the beers while he was driving on the way to the dog races.”

smartphones are also famously why nobody could beat mike tyson

finally a football league for the new millennium

so many words, and none of them are about makeoutclub

electric cars won’t solve traffic

‘rupert hogg’ sounds like a villain in a dickens novel

i just want to wrap nurkic’s legs in bubble wrap

i just learned that it is possible to feel deep personal empathy for boogie at the same time as i feel intense schadenfreude for the organization which employs him

the brits are at it, too:

If a lifetime of collecting all manner of nonsense has taught me anything, the bubble is always about to pop.

nothing will reach those danged millennials better than a tie-in to a 30 year old movie

East Rutherford?

Trump, who has refused to release his tax returns, is arguing that the law goes beyond what the Constitution requires in order to qualify as a presidential candidate

The number of new-car dealerships fell last year in the U.S., so Ford is trying to counter the trend by opening storefronts in malls

similarly, “third-team all-decade” becomes “All-NBA Worst Team of the 2010s”

my man no neck joe has really gone places

“When someone is yelling from the audience, no matter who it is, in a small venue where you can hear it ... she was ejected,” Sloane said.

you’ve just described half the alt-right idiots on twitter, things are going great

problem there is that if you pay for espn you’re paying for fox news too